The views and opinions expressed in this letter are strictly those of Chick & Bunbun and not shared by the creator and publisher of MisshapenWorld.com or its other characters. We actually love Peeps brand Marshmallow treats of all shapes and colors.
The Bunnies and Chicks of America (BCA) demand a cease and desist of the production and sale of your baby chick and bunny marshmallow Peeps. We feel that your marshmallow effigies, while delicious, encourage the barbaric objectification of baby chicks and bunnies everywhere. Why, just the other day, a small human toddler pointed at us and squealed, "Peeps!” Needless to say, we were, at the same time, frightened and insulted. Had this child not been restrained in her cart she may have very well tried to eat us alive thus resulting in horrific mess of blood, feathers and fur that would have surely scarred the child and other on-lookers for life. This is unnecessary.
Please keep in mind that we take no issue with your other marshmallow Peeps likenesses i.e., jack-o-lanterns, ghosts, X- mas trees, hearts and gingerbread men as they are just things and made-up stuff that we don’t really care about. Can’t you just change your Easter marshmallow treats to Easter Eggs with multi-colored sugar coating or something?
Until you do, the BCA will boycott your products (except Mike & Ike’s & Hot Tamales – those are pretty awesome!)